It's unclear why exactly John Winn was driving around during a drug binge last night. But what is known is that after slamming his car into a home in Shirley, Long Island, Winn fled the scene — in the nude.
According to the New York Post, Winn crashed his "blue Ford Escort through an above-ground pool and into the kitchen of a residential home." He escaped from the wreckage with minor injuries, but "peeled off" all of his clothes while running from the scene. He was apprehended by cops just down the block from the crash.
Winn has since been charged with driving while ability impaired by drugs, reckless endangerment, and leaving the scene of an accident.
Thankfully, no one in the home (which was occupied at the time) was injured. The house itself, however, is pretty severely damaged. The kitchen now has a gaping hole in it, and the ground has been flooded with stagnant pool water.
Just another day on Long Island!