He knows when you’ve been naughty and he knows when you’ve been nice, but what about when Santa’s been naughty? That’s what kids in Jackonville, Florida must be asking after a man in a Santa Claus outfit was busted with a truck full of drugs. I mean, we all know it takes a lot of energy to deliver gifts all night, but I don’t think Molly’s going to help.
Following numerous complaints about drug activity in the vicinity, police observed Isaac Geiger, 41, going in and out of a U-Haul truck and retrieving packages. He of course stood out like a Christmas tree because of his bright red Santa Claus outfit. Once he saw police, Geiger ran like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, but unfortunately tripped over the baggy pants of his Santa suit.
In his pockets, police found a bag of marijuana and a wad of cash. When police stood him up, he tried to run again and continued to resist arrest, until other officers arrived. Inside the U-Haul they found more marijuana, a scale (for measuring marijuana), ecstasy, and molly. That’s one Bad Santa!