Bad Girls Club
Sexy
Would you like to learn how to pole dance?Where can I teach the class???Ever been to an adult store?Don't even mention it. I just got back.
Ever bought something from an adult store?I own one.
Ever played strip poker?Why do you think I was naked last night with 12 cards in my hand? I always double down!
Ever gone skinny dipping?Hello, I'm not skinny and I always double dip! ;)
Kissed someone of the same sex?That's how I'm pregnant, right?!
Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?I like my three-course meal, OK!
Are you dominant or submissive?I run the whole show.
What is the weirdest place you've had sex?On a national television show...
Ever been to a strip club?Yes that's the reason I'm going so broke!
Called someone the wrong name during sex?Hmmm... Does "God" count?
Do you believe in make-up sex?Wait, does that mean we're going make-up shopping after sex?
Ever had a one-night stand?No, all my light stands have all of their legs.
Has anyone ever used alcohol to lower your resistance?Alcohol + Roofie, yes.
Ever used alcohol to lower someone's resistance?No, but I plan to on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Ever been cheated on?No, but the Rock can cheat on me any day.
Ever cheated on someone?NEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEERRRRR!
Feeling Sexy
What food do you eat to feel sexy?A BIG SAUSAGE!What food do you use on someone to feel sexy?A steaming hot American apple pie.
What beauty products do you use to feel sexy?I highly recommend KY Jelly.
What do you wear to make you feel sexy?It's what I don't wear that counts.
What song(s) do you listen to make you feel sexy?Anything by Ginuwine, Usher, or Mya.
Who's in your celebrity top 5?THE ROCK THE ROCK THE ROCK THE ROCK and Barack.
Drinking
Are you a lightweight?This is not a cheap ride.How many drinks til your drunk?6
What is your favorite beer?Corona con limon.
What is your favorite mixed drink?Pornstar.
What is your favorite shot?Sex on the Beach.
Do prefer to drink alone or socially?With friends.
Ever passed out from drinking?Uh yes.
Ever thrown up from drinking?Uh huh.
Ever been carried by someone else because of your drunkenness?Yep.
Ever carried someone because of their drunkenness?Nope.
Have You Ever Had Sex...
On a kitchen table?I don't remember.In the rain?Is that why I was so wet when I woke up?
In a police car?OHHHH I WISH!
In front of a video camera?Uhhm, have you seen BGC3?
In a public place?Nope, I'm not THAAAAAT CRAZY!
Over a sink?Yep.
In a car?Yes.
In a theater?Nope.
With the same sex?Gross.
On the first date?Hmmm... nightstand.
On the beach?Si!
Pick One
Lights on or off?Why isn't "dimmed" a selection?Pink or Black?Both
Sweet or Spicy?Shweet.
Lace or Leather?Lace all the way babbbbyyy!
Hugs or Kisses?Both.
Fast or Slow?Depends if I like the guy.
Hard or Soft?Refer to previous question.
Give or Receive?Receive.
Love or Lust?Lust until I'm ready.
