Coolio's Rules
Coolio's Rules
Rule #5
No matter what, try to make your children happy.
Rule #9
Wanna get down with me? Get along with my kids!
Rule #16
You gotta put something in the pot.
Rule #19
You want privacy? Pay rent.
Rule #20
No dating until you're 16.
Rule #23
If you're not the boss, don't try to be the boss.
Rule #28
I don't date women under 28.
Rule #32
First car shouldn't cost more than a trip to the dentist.
Rule #42
Keep my house clean!
Rule #43
Coolio does not beg.
Rule #53
"If someone offers you a free meal, take it!"
Rule #58
If at first you don't succeed, keep trying until you do!
Rule #77
It doesn't matter how many clothes you bring, just don't forget to pack your game.
Rule #88
Don't ever forget…to take a doggy-bag.
Rule #93
Best way to get a girl home? Cook her breakfast!
Rule #104
When Daddy's away, DO NOT PLAY!
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