The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

Okay first off, Paul you can do a lot better then Traci. She's a nice girl but why boldly go where every one in the agency it seems has gone before. Why can't my models concentrate on their craft instead of their over blown libidos?!

Speaking of over blown egos and libidos... Chandler really showed his true colors this week, and honey he's what we call in the industry basic black. He's an all right model but he's no Romeo. I always say when it comes to men "Treat them mean, keep them keen." That's how I weed out the good from the Chandlers of the dating world. My guy passed the Janice School of Hard Knocks Dating course with flying colors and that's why I'm not letting this one go. Paul's the type of guy Xian should be with. The kids would be gorgeous. Maybe a bit short, but the world always needs actors.

Merlin Castell... what does one say about a guy like Merlin except... Fabulous! Sure he's a little over the top but the best designers are, and those head pieces are to die for. Where's mine Merlin? I think if I ever had a late night show I would make Merlin my Ed McMahon. He could just snap his whip at the punch lines.

One thing Merlin did do is finally illustrate to these girls of mine that, like it or not, a sample designer size is not a 6, it's always a 0 and if it's not you must not be in Los Angeles. If I took any of these girls to Paris, Crystal would be the only one to book -- despite what Merlin thinks. If Crystal's commercial then my show should be played on Saturday mornings for kids!

In the end, Merlin’s show was fabulous, no matter what drama my models caused behind the curtain. It's a given: where there's drama the JDMA is involved! But the work speaks for itself. Everyone looked like true fashion dreams come to life.

One last thing, a lot of people think I'm anti healthy weight. I think we all should do what we can to stay fit, and if you’re happy with who you are that’s good. In life fabulous is a state of mind, not a dress size. Models have to be a zero because they’re models. I don't want my daughter or yours to feel like they ever have to dictate who they are based on a fashion spread. It’s called retouching! No one looks that amazing except maybe Naomi.

Well, till next week and, don't forget to check out www.lovejanice.com for my daily dish.

Love,

Janice