The Spiritual Science Research Foundation (SRF) has an interesting stance on the cause of homosexuality. The paranormal research group is now claiming that most (85%) of gay men are possessed by the ghosts of dead ladies, causing them to be attracted to dudes. Is ... this homophobic? I actually can't even tell.
“The main reason behind the gay orientation of some men is that they are possessed by female ghosts. It is the female ghost in them that is attracted to other men," reads new research put out by the organization. “The ghost’s consciousness overpowers the person’s normal behaviour to produce the homosexual attraction."
Hey, I mean, sure, why not? #DiedThisWay
Here's where things actually get dicey, though. The organization is also claiming things like Gay Pride Parades are evidence of the decline of humanity:
"Organizing such Parades in the name of human rights and freedom does not indicate that society is progressing ...The human race needs to know what is right and what is wrong. Just as we teach children not to play in dirty water or eat mud, we need to educate society what is correct from a spiritual perspective. By failing to do so, we run the risk of a further decline in Righteousness and consequently people in society will become more unhappy."
Luckily SRF has some simple spiritual tips to help rid your essence of pesky, horny specters:
If you're wondering how many people believe in this sh*t, note that SRF has 12,000 followers on Twitter.
The real question, then, is: how do I get even more ghosts to party all up in my soul?
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