Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Will No Longer Be Kissing And Holding Hands
Summer is truly over and Hiddleswift is history.
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have split up after three months of dating, which for normal people is barely enough time to find out if your casual dating friend has any allergies.
Many have suspected that the Hiddleswift pairing was conducted largely as a PR move, as Tom Hiddleston attempted to draw closer to fame, perhaps even a role as Bond, James Bond? Taylor Swift’s motives are murkier, but she certainly drummed up some summer drama when she attached herself to Hiddleston so soon after her breakup with Calvin Harris.
A “source” who probably looked like Taylor Swift in a trenchcoat and mustache told US Magazine that the breakup was caused by Hiddleston’s predilection for making out on rocks, saying, "She was the one to put the brakes on the relationship...Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with. Taylor knew the backlash that comes with public displays of affection but Tom didn't listen to her concerns when she brought them up."
Apparently, now that it’s O-V-E-R, Hiddleston is "embarrassed that the relationship fizzled out." Honestly, we should all be embarrassed for believing in this fake-ass PR move in the first place. This is the most unsexy sexy dancing I’ve ever seen:
Good luck in all your future made up relationships, guys.