NBC's upcoming series The Good Place is about a woman (Kristen Bell) who accidentally gets a spot in what is essentially heaven after being struck by a truck advertising an erectile dysfunction pill. After watching the trailer (below) we began to think about what Bad Girls would want in their very own "Good Place." Watch the season premiere of The Good Place on Sept. 19 at 10/9c and check out our list below.
1. A Mariah Carey Shoe Closet For Every Girl
Mimi has said: "I have about 1,000 pairs of shoes. But lots are in storage." That's enough for any girl to make due for an eternity.
2. There Would Be Exactly One Hot Pocket
At the Bad Girls’ Good Place, there would be only one Hot Pocket in all the land. Obtaining the Hot Pocket would give the girls something positive for which to strive. Every day, girls would fight over said Hot Pocket, and whomever ended up with it at the end of the night would be crowned H.B.I.C. and get to sing with Snoop Dogg.
3. Ice Cube’s Son Would Be There ...
We're not sure why, but O’Shea Jackson Jr. would definitely be there. He just would.
4. So Would That Felon With The Blue Eyes
We don’t remember his name, but there would be hundreds of him via cloning.
5. Stripper Poles Would Be On Every Street Corner
Everyone knows Bad Girls have a way with poles. (Well, not all of them). But in a Bad Girls’ Good Place, there would be poles in every club and on every street corner, and after an eternity of practice everyone would look like this:
6. There Would Be Mattress-Removing Cats
In the Bad Girls' Good Place, no one would need to lift a finger to throw a mattress in the pool. Let the cats do all the hard work.
7. There Would Be An Inability To Fall
No matter how angry or intoxicted a Bad Girl might become, it would be impossible for her to fall down. She'd float in the air instead.
8. There Would Be An Auto Twerk Mode
Every Bad Girl would have a button that they could press that would make themselves and everyone around them automatically twerk regardless of whether they were sitting or standing or even sleeping. It doesn't get any more turnt than this!
9. His & Hers Slushie Machines In Every Room
Kim Kardashian posted a Snapchat photo of the His & Hers slushie machine that accompanies Kanye’s Saint Pablo Tour. His is full of Hennessy and Coke. Hers contains Grey Goose and lemonade. And No Bad Girls’ Good Place would be complete without one.
10. A New Renewable Resource: Pigs That Grow Weaves
If any Bad Girl needs a new weave, they need only chase down the nearest pig to get a fresh one...
11. Lots of TEA
'Cause you know Bad Girls can’t live without spilling some.