Hell hath no fury like a sex shop employee scorned. This is a lesson a burglar in San Bernadino, California learned after attempting to rob Lotions and Lace erotica. The two scrappy girls working the desk were having none of it and pelted the thief with various salacious merchandise until he left.
Luckily for us, the whole incident was caught on the store's security cameras:
"I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us. But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this," said the employee identified as "Amy," who was just trying to close her damn shop and go home.
"I think he was a coward," added the other worker, who ultimately fought back against the scoundrel, using various phallic items as weapons. "Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realizing that we're pretty feisty."
Unforunately, the burglar has not been arrested and remains at large. Although, perhaps he's too humiliated to try and pull a stunt like this again. The police released the video in the hopes of catching the criminal.
h/t: Daily Mail