We asked the sexy new bachelors to tell us about themselves. Heres what Joey had to say.<br>Why are you looking for love?<br> I am looking for love for numerous reasons. Mainly, I have failed to find any "true love" throughout my endeavors in the past involving ex-girlfriends and all of these relationships have resulted in a bitter ending. I want to find someone who satisfies me in and out of the bedroom. Love is a multi-faceted aspect to a relationship that people search their whole lives for and some never find. I am hopeful that I will find love on reality TV because the real world has not played out too well for me thus far.
What have you learned from past relationships that you will keep in mind when looking for love on this show?<br>I tend to think that the best perspective to take when looking back at past relationships is to view them each as learning experiences. I have learned that I love b*tches and girls who will challenge me to be a better person. I have also learned not to start a serious relationship with my ex-girlfriends roommate and, if I do, to wear a helmet at all times following her discovery of this relationship.
What are you most attracted to on a girl? Why?<br>I am most attracted to a girls face because that is what I see most of the time. She better be pretty to keep me coming back for more. I also want a girl with a nice butt because who doesnt love that?
Describe your ideal first date.<br>My ideal first date would be the girl inviting me over. I open the door and shes lying on a table naked covered in fabulous sushi and then proceeds to tell me to eat it off of her.
How do you determine the difference between a hookup and a girlfriend?<br>A hookup is someone you see for only one night and then you keep her number handy for when you fail to get a hotter girl the next night. If you fail at getting a hotter girl the next night (which you must try to do until at least 4am) you surrender and call the "hookup." She obviously answers and invites you over.