The Ultimate My Big Fat Revenge Playlist

By Matt Muro

Every Friday on My Big Fat Revenge's Facebook page, we highlight a music video under the hashtag #ForgetItFriday. In celebration of the show's premiere this Tuesday, Sept. 3, we've just created The Ultimate My Big Fat Revenge Playlist on Spotify -- featuring an all-female lineup of pop stars getting their big fat juicy revenges on. And what better way to kick it off than with Beyonce's "Irreplaceable," arguably one of the greatest female empowerment ballads of all time. In addition to Bey, the playlist includes artists from Nancy Sinatra to Alanis Morissette to Rihanna. Listen now and read each song's best revenge lines below. 

Beyonce, "Irreplaceable"
Best Revenge Line: "And it's my name that's on that jag/So go move your bags, let me call you a cab."
Pink, "So What"
Best Revenge Line: "And now that we're done/I'm gonna show you tonight/I'm alright/I'm just fine/And you're a tool."
Adele, "Rolling In the Deep"
"Finally, I can see you crystal clear/Go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare/See how I'll leave with every piece of you/Don't underestimate the things that I will do."
Kelly Clarkson, "Stronger"
Best Revenge Line: "You know the bed feels warmer/Sleeping here alone/You know I dream in color/And do the things I want."
Christina Aguilera, "Fighter"
Best Revenge Line: "Made me learn a little bit faster/Made my skin a little bit thicker/Makes me that much smarter/So thanks for making me a fighter."
Lily Allen, "Smile"
Best Revenge Line: "At first when I see you cry/It makes me smile/Yeah it makes me smile."
Rihanna – Take A Bow
Best Revenge Line: "Grab your clothes and get gone/You better hurry up before the sprinklers come on."
Carrie Underwood, "Before He Cheats"
Best Revenge Line: "And he don't know…/That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive/carved my name into his leather seats/I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires/Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."
Alanis Morissette, "You Oughta Know"
Best Revenge Line: "And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back/I hope you feel it."
Nancy Sinatra, "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"
Best Revenge Line: "One of these days these boots/Are gonna walk all over you."
Demi Lovato, "Skyscraper"
Best Revenge Line: As the smoke clears, I awaken/And untangle you from me/Would it make you feel better/To watch me while I bleed?/All my windows still are broken/But I'm standing on my feet."
Katy Perry, "Part of Me"
Best Revenge Line: "You took my light, you drained me down/That was then and this is now/Now look at me/This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me."
No Doubt, "Ex-Girlfriend"
Best Revenge Line: "You say you're gonna burn before you mellow/I will be the one to burn you/Why'd you have to go and pick me?/When you knew that we were different, completely."
The Ting Tings, "Shut Up And Let Me Go" 
Best Revenge Line: "For the last time you will kiss my lips/Now shut up and let me go, hey!"
Taylor Swift, "We Are Never Getting Back Together"
Best Revenge Line: "You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me/But we are never ever ever ever getting back together"
Destiny’s Child, "Survivor"
Best Revenge Line:  "Now that you're out of my life/I'm so much better."
Whitney Houston, "It's Not Right But It's Okay"
Best Revenge Line: "It's not right/But it's okay/I'm gonna make it anyway/Pack your bags up and leave/Don't you dare come running back to me."
Carly Simon, "You're So Vain"
Best Revenge Line: "You're so vain/I'll bet you think this song is about you/Don't you? don't you? don't you?"
Marsha Ambrosius, "Hope She Cheats on You (With a Basketball Player)"
Best Revenge Line: "I hope she cheats on you with a basket ball playa/Hope that she Kim Kardashianed her way up." 
Gloria Gaynor, "I Will Survive"
Best Revenge Line: Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?/Oh, no, not I, I will survive/Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive/I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give"




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