Feeling a bit tipsy (read: drunk), Katie hears Jamie and crew talking basketball back at the office. She decides it’s a good idea to make up a lie about playing college ball. In fact, she says she was the Team Captain. Why the hell not?
After a year Shelley wants to take it to the next level. Wali doesn’t want to break up but is worried moving in together leads to redecorating which leads to getting a dog which leads to getting married which leads to having a baby which leads to getting a mortgage which leads to something akin to either prison or death. Shelley ain't having it.