Meet Jamie, an attorney with a cosmopolitan sophistication. He never noticed Katie, but she noticed him.

Feeling a bit tipsy (read: drunk), Katie hears Jamie and crew talking basketball back at the office. She decides it’s a good idea to make up a lie about playing college ball. In fact, she says she was the Team Captain. Why the hell not?

Not knowing how to play, Katie has a nightmare the night before the game about suddenly being naked on the court.

When she wakes up her nose is gushing blood and she spills her guts about how can't play basketball and has feelings for Jamie.

Meet Wali.

He delivered a very original pickup line: “I think you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.” To which she replied, "Is that the best you got?"

A couple days later Shelley calls to invite him to the movies — and he scores a kiss curbside before putting her in a taxi home.

After a year Shelley wants to take it to the next level. Wali doesn’t want to break up but is worried moving in together leads to redecorating which leads to getting a dog which leads to getting married which leads to having a baby which leads to getting a mortgage which leads to something akin to either prison or death. Shelley ain't having it.

Wali starts to follow her to learn her routine so that he can plan a surprise dinner at her house and win her back.