Feeling a bit tipsy (read: drunk), Katie hears Jamie and crew talking basketball back at the office. She decides it’s a good idea to make up a lie about playing college ball. In fact, she says she was the Team Captain. Why the hell not?
He delivered a very original pickup line: “I think you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.” To which she replied, "Is that the best you got?"
After a year Shelley wants to take it to the next level. Wali doesn’t want to break up but is worried moving in together leads to redecorating which leads to getting a dog which leads to getting married which leads to having a baby which leads to getting a mortgage which leads to something akin to either prison or death. Shelley ain't having it.
After a few months of playing the field, Wali realizes he made a terrible mistake and calls Shelley to beg her to come back. But Shelley is playing the field now, too.
Shelley came to the interrogation room and Wali explained that he needed to learn her routine in order to plan his big surprise. The two kiss and make up. Roll credits. The End.
