Curtis and Emily have a spelling contest. Is herrogenous even a word?
Blythe tells us how she really feels during a wine-tasting meeting.
Meet Eric, the Sous Chef. Can you guess what Blythe calls him?
Blythe likes to say this word a lot!
Calvin helps heat things up in the kitchen.
TWCD: Blythe's ultimate goal.
Blythe shows some Dallas Housewives how to make an 8-Inch Bone-In Rib Eye. Delish!
The ladies were concerned about the naughty level of their food, but Blythe set them straight!
The "door whores" Emily and Curtis have some fun with a lint roller.
Dallas Cowboy Bradie James throw up his hands. He's done! What a great meal.
Do they heart each other?
Sam and Curtis try to scheme their way into winning $10,000.
Blythe always loves on her meat. There's no other way.
Blythes Whole Texas Size Prawns are so big, you can see them looking back at you. Creepy!
Blythe is a fry master!
Can you tell whats yummier? This dish or Calvin?
Emily writes Blythe a letter saying they should hang out. Dont hold your breath, kiddo.
Blythes reaction to Emilys letter.
Curtis invites some people over to play a board game. Seriously.
Thank goodness its not a thong!
It looks like Emilys secret is out. Bummer. Just kidding!
Hard at work, Calvin takes a moment to ponder life and love.
This was one of the worst experiences in Blythes culinary career and the big boss tasted every mistake. Ouch.
So the Kimpton Moment gig didnt work out so Sam tries his hand at the prestigious title of Grill Master of Ceremonies.
Blythes very honest niece, Caroline, rosily clad in a naughty kitchen uniform!
A little competition never hurts, especially when you need to amp up the heat and naughty!