Heroin Bob (the cat) gets a b-day present: his face tattooed on "mom's" arm.
Despite being hissed at, Christine does a great job!
Asaru's reaction to the meowing and hissing of "crazy cat lady"? Priceless.
Everyone is happy with the final result.
Except the birthday boy.
A buck naked man says his clothes were taken while he was skinny dipping.
He wants to borrow a phone, but Asaru says: "Who's going to dial [the phone] for you little homie? 'Cause that's going to take a hand off your little weener."
A last shot, for posterity.
A couple wants their names tattooed on each other after two years of marriage. He says: "We'll be together forever." She says: "And if he does try to leave I will hunt him down."
She demonstrates her dominate physicality by showing the tattooers what they call the "air 69" position.
Did we mention they wanted the names tattooed in the style of ransom letters?
"I'm here to get my balls pierced!" he exclaims.
Chris, the piercer, wonders why?
Answer: She says "a little music to go along with the motion" will make for the best sex ever.
Sometimes love hurts.
"It's the ballsiest thing I've ever done," he says, after it's all over.