"Tartar sauce is made of poop."
"Hey Mom, I pooped. Are you gonna change me? I can't cause I'm too small."
When Tori tells Liam to say to Stella, "Oh fair princess will you marry me?," Liam says, "That's too weird. "
When Stella is sick and Tori tells her to pick a movie, Liam says, "I'm sick too, I wanna pick a movie."
"Why is Jackson having sex with the chicken?"
"My sister is a little crazy," Liam to his cake baker.
Liam to Dean: "You're my dude so I'm going to paint with you."
Tori & Dean: Where do babies come from?" Liam: "Your balls."
You look like a beast, Mom. (Liam being oh-so-helpful in picking out bump-covering ensembles for NY.)
The baby just gonna pop! -Liam's take on Tori's baby bump.
My name is Liam and my favorite food to eat is cheese.
Liam corrects his Mom when she says she is going to go to the doctor: Excuse me mama. We gonna go to see the doctor.
"It tastes like an alien!" - Liam tasting Dean's cereal.