It's election season, which means everyone has a political opinion they're looking to share. And by everyone, boy, do we mean everyone: Even people with serial murder on their minds have taken the time to root for their political party.
Some traits are common to many serial killers. They also show up in texting. For example, using all caps shows anger - like Jack The Ripper. Ignoring someone? You lack empathy. You might as well be the Boston Strangler.
You can't steal seaweed at night in New Hampshire, and you can't fish with dynamite in Indiana. You can, however, use fireworks to scare away birds from your crops in South Dakota. Isn't America beautiful?