There's nothing wrong with wanting to look hot on Halloween. Mean Girls said it best: October 31st is pretty much the only time of the year when women can dress super sexy and no one can slut-shame them for it. That's all good. But come on -- there's sexy, and then there's just stupid. Here are 17 of the most ridiculous "sexy" Halloween costumes the internet has to offer.
1. . Sexy Donald Trump
There is nothing sexy about Donald Trump, and there never will be.
2. . Sexy Pizza Rat
Whose idea was it to turn one of the year's most disgusting internet sensations into a sexy Halloween costume again?
3. . Sexy Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown should never be your inspiration for a sexy Halloween costume.
4. . Sexy Carrot
Now you're literally just putting the word sexy in front of random other words and making costumes out of it.
5. . Sexy Mickey Mouse
This is just strange.
6. . Sexy Taco
Yes, this is stupid, but, in a way, I'm not even mad at this one. If you've ever been hungry at 3am, then you know tacos can be hella sexy.
7. . Sexy Baby
What. Is. Wrong. With. You????
8. . Cecil The Lion
It's like you're just trying to piss people off.
9. . Sexy Werewolf
...But why, though?
10. . Sexy Corn
This is one I will never understand.
11. . Sexy Peanut
In case your boyfriend has a thing for Mr. Peanut, I guess?
12. . Sexy Watermelon
Who's even thinking about watermelon in October, anyway?
13. . Sexy Lobster
In case you don't want to be a random sexy food, you can now be a random sexy animal.
14. . Sexy Oompa Loompa
A sexy oompa loompa? I've officially seen it all.
15. . Sexy Winnie The Pooh
You know, in case you wanted to ruin some childhoods.
16. . Sexy Yoda
Why does this exist? Yoda has to be one of the least sexy fictional characters ever.
17. . Sexy Ronald McDonald
Is nothing sacred? I can never look at a Happy Meal the same way again.
Need help from real experts? We asked Comic-Con cosplayers about their Halloween costume tips!