By now, we all know that the concept of a "beach body" was invented by the fitness industry to pressure people into feeling bad about themselves so they pay money to work out, right? Ok, great. Good thing these plus-sized mermaids are here to inspire everyone to not give a f*ck about what they look like swimming in the ocean.
Combining the iconography of pin-up art and the sensibility of a Disney cartoon, these chunky cuties are large and in charge (of luring men out to sea and eating their souls -- JK they seem friendly):
And don't forget this merman, either:
The instagram account has already inspired at least one tattoo:
We all knew Ursula was way cooler than Ariel anyway, right?