Khloé Kardashian Is Building A Frankenstein Kardashian Sister From Her Sibling's Parts

It's alive!

By Aimée Lutkin

Khloé Kardashian knows how to get people klicking on that Kontent: she promised the perfect Kardashian sister. There are so many to choose from it does get confusing. If only you could smoosh them all together into one mega-hottie, but that would severely hamper revenue streams. Still, a fun thought exercise if you’d like to spend your day looking from one pair of dead eyes to the next. Here are the parts she would use, according to ET Online, posting on her blog about “The Perfect Kardashian Sister." 

First, you gotta grab Kylie’s eyes off her face:

A photo posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on


Then Kendall’s nose, which Khloé says Kendall “hates.”

get #ButtonedUp!

A photo posted by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on


Both Kim’s mouth and hair go on the pile:

Hair flip & eye roll at the same damn time!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on


And Khloé stole Kourtney’s chin to finish this imaginary woman off, writing, “Her jawline— I like that whole thing.”

Fast and furious.

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on


I always think of the jawline as the Butt of the Face, and you want it to have a nice curve.

Hard to imagine what this mish-mash would look like, but since they all pretty much have the same stylists, makeup artists, and plastic surgeons, they’ll eventually meld into one anyway. Check back in 10 years, and you’ll see the perfect Kardashian sister no matter whose blog you pay for.

[Photo: Getty]

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