When Lindsay Lohan is not busy inventing accents for herself, she's occupied her time with hiring hitmen — that is, if you believe the latest report from TMZ. The gossip site is reporting that a man came forward with a story about two unidentified assailants who came to his room and beat him at the behest of Lady LiLo. Wait, what?
The gossip site is reporting that a man came forward with a story about two unidentified assailants who came to his room and beat him at the behest of Lady LiLo. Wait, what?
The unnamed man is claiming that two Russians entered his room at the Excalibur and began asking him questions about whether he'd been gossipping about — you guessed it — Lindsay Lohan. When he answered in the negative, the men decided to beat him up anyway.
The victim claims he had met Lindsay at Coachella about six months prior but hadn't had any contact with her since. He's claiming that the two strangers must have recognized him from the festival.
Lohan's team is denying any connection to the guy, nor has this dude cooperated with the police to take this incident to the next level — meaning we'll probably never hear about it again.
The idea that Lindsay rolls deep with Russian protection is pretty hilarious considering her enthusiasm for Vladimir Putin earlier in the year. Is Lindsay some kind of deadly international mob leader now? I'd be really into that, if so.
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