Celebrities are just like us — but also they are totally out of touch weirdos. While many superstars pretend like they understand the plight of the average human, some do not. Amongst the latter category is goofy goddess Mariah Carey, who is finally opening up to Rolling Stone about her New Year's Eve SNAFU, amongst other things — including her inability to function as a normal person.
Here's what The Elusive Chanteuse had to say about her very public disaster just a few months ago: “It’s just something where if I can’t explain it to the entire world, then they’re not going to understand it, because it’s not what they do ... Just like I wouldn’t understand somebody who had a desk job and how to do that. I couldn’t. I literally am incapable of being in the real world and surviving.”
Carey's team and the producers of the NYE nightmare went back and forth on blame, but ultimately Mariah is admitting that it's kind of everyone's fault: “I used to get upset by [controversy]. This was out of my control, and had everything not been such a total chaotic mess, then I would have been able to make something happen. Even the dancers should have stopped dancing and helped me off the fucking stage. I’m sorry. It was a mess, and I blame everybody, and I blame myself for not leaving after rehearsal.”
Well, there you have it. Everyone is to blame for everything. Makes sense.
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