“Whoa, yeah, bitch, I turn into Patti. You turn into Patti after eating this!” exclaims James Wright Chanel, a singer and self-proclaimed “social media star.” He’s also everyone’s favorite new accidental food critic. Actually, James doesn’t seem to know too much about food or the culinary arts. But that’s beside the point.
His review of the new 21-ounce sweet potato pie ("the Patti LaBelle Edition, honey") at Walmart has gone viral, and it’s not hard to see why. Have you ever witnessed a food review by a man who professes his love and enthusiasm for a pie by channeling Patti LaBelle? Take a look below, but first read a few of James' most visceral quips:
“It makes no sense that every time I bite this Patti pie, it makes me want to sing bitch.”
“When I get to heaven I hope they have Patti pies.”
“Patti cake make you shake, bitch.”
"Bitch, you’ll feel like Patti LaBelle after eating this."
Even Patti herself is paying attention, thanking James for the review:
Place your orders now for Thanksgiving, and you'll feel like this: