Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. It looks like we got four years guaranteed of Donald Trump unless he dies or embezzles the treasury and absconds. He will likely be reelected for a second term, if he doesn’t destroy America with a nuclear war in the first term.
Many are looking to 2020 with hope in their hearts. Who could take on the great orange goblin and his flock of insane tweets? Of course! Michelle Obama—the queen of our hearts. Michelle gave some of the most inspiring speeches during Hillary Clinton’s campaign, and she has long been an incredible First Lady repping for young girls, healthy eating, and some dope fashion. Unfortunately, she’s also seen how the presidency has aged her husband a hundred years and she is not interested in any of that.
Barack Obama confirmed in an interview with Rolling Stone that Michelle will definitely never be join the race. He says, “Michelle will never run for office. She is as talented a person as I know. You can see the incredible resonance she has with the American people. But I joke that she's too sensible to want to be in politics."
He’s also previously said, “Michelle does not have the patience or the inclination to actually be a candidate herself. That's one thing y'all can take to the bank."
It makes sense. It’d be hard to love someone as much as we love Michelle Obama when they’re in charge of your future. Let’s hope she shows up for someone just as good in four years. Hope.