Don't do drugs, kids. An Ohio man just became a walking cautionary tale after he called the police on himself because he was "too high on weed" and couldn't feel anything.
According to Fox 8, when the police arrived on the scene, they literally followed the sound of pathetic groaning until they found the 22-year-old caller lying in a fetal position on the floor. According to police, he was surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”
Once he noticed that he had company, the unidentified caller told the police that he was so high he could not feel his hands, and that he had smoked too much weed. He then told the authorities that he had still more marijuana in his car, threw them the keys, and told them they could take it.
Not only did they find, as the man said, a glass jar filled with even more weed in the car, but they also confiscated a pipe that had "marijuana residue," rolling papers, and a couple of unfinished joints.
The caller will be facing charges of possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia, and just to be petty, they also released the 911 call. You can listen to this hot mess of a phone call below.