<p><strong>If you have a crush on Amber Meade (<a href="https://twitter.com/ambermeade" target="_blank">@ambermeade</a>) </strong></p><p>You love petite blondes with blue eyes who look like Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde. Only you like your sweetie to have a hot temper underneath her girly facade. In fact, receiving a periodic jab to the head or kick to the groin keeps your relationships spicy. You probably deserved it anyway.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you.<br /> </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Dani & Gabi (<a href="https://twitter.com/IAmDanniV" target="_blank">@IAmDanniV</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/IamGabiVictor" target="_blank">@IamGabiVictor</a>)</strong></p><p>You are not the type who needs much attention. You are an independent spirit. And that's a good thing, because you will always be a third wheel. You clearly have an unhealthy obsession with twins. The sassier the twins, the better. There's nothing sexier than being verbally abused -- except being verbally abused by two identical mouths at the same time.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. <br /> </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Erika (<a href="https://twitter.com/LucciVee" target="_blank">@LucciVee</a>) </strong></p><p>You could never be with a passive woman who does not voice strong opinions. In fact, you want an H.B.I.C. who will straight up run the house. When you go to the movies, she will decide what to see. And if you argue with her choice of movie, she will prance around while singing: "I don't understand. I don't understand, bitch." Also, hoop earrings are most likely your favorite earrings.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. <br /> </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Jenniffer (<a href="https://twitter.com/SaluteMeImJenn" target="_blank">@SaluteMelmJenn</a>)</strong></p><p><span style="color: black; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">You like watching women on stripper poles. You like a woman who can fend for herself in a fight. You probably like to get punched in the face and chances are you are a masochist. Also, swans are your favorite animal: They look cute, but bite the hell out of anyone stepping near their hot pockets. </span></p><p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;min-height: 14px"><span style="color: black; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;">Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. </span></p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Judi (<a href="https://twitter.com/JUDiJAiKRAZi" target="_blank">@JUDiJAiKRAZi</a>)</strong></p><p>You love to party all night, every night. Rational women repel you. You are totally into boozed-out voodoo priestesses and wouldn't mind being under one's spell. You also wouldn't mind if your gal claimed to be Jesus every now and then. Because that is what you call interesting.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Julie (<a href="https://twitter.com/JulieOfcharsky" target="_blank">@JulieOfcharsky</a>) </strong></p><p>You like brainy girls who like to play mind games. The more cunning the girl, the more attracted you are to her. If she says "yes," you really want her to mean "no." Girl-on-girl action really turns you on.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Mehgan (<a href="https://twitter.com/MehganJames" target="_blank">@MehganJames</a>) </strong></p><p>You like a woman who likes to be put on a pedestal. Nothing attracts you more than a diva. You want to take her shopping. Shopping for shoes. Shopping for jewelry. Shopping, shopping, shopping. Also, pouty is sexy.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Natalie (<a href="https://twitter.com/missnatalienunn" target="_blank">@missnatalienunn</a>) </strong></p><p>You love the spotlight. You love power. You love rubbing elbows with celebrities. You are probably a social climber who longs to be on a red carpet. You also love booties. Round, juicy booties. </p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Paula (<a href="https://twitter.com/TheHeLLonHeeLs" target="_blank">@TheHeLLonHeeLs</a>) </strong></p><p>You need to be cared for constantly. You want a mommy as much as you want a wife. When you are sick, you want a girl who will make you soup and buy you Ginger Ale and run her fingers through your hair.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Rocky (<a href="https://twitter.com/prettygrl_rocky" target="_blank">@prettygrl_rocky</a>) </strong></p><p>You love girls. You also love girls who love girls. In fact, lipstick lesbians are your thing. You always think you'll be able to "convert" them, but you never do.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Shannon (<a href="https://twitter.com/sarich_shannon" target="_blank">@sarich_shannon</a>) </strong></p><p>You are not entirely opposed to the term "sugar daddy." In fact, you kind of like the idea of wining and dining a woman without needing to be in some big formal committment. You think tomboys are super cute.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. </p>
<p><strong>If you have a crush on Stasi (<a href="https://twitter.com/StasiQuinn" target="_blank">@StasiQuinn</a>) </strong></p><p>You like girly-girls who aren't afraid to pop off. The thought of a girl throwing a few punches while wearing a tutu is oddly pleasing to you. You also like the combination of bodacious bodies and lingerie.</p><p>Also, you want a Bad Girl to beat the crap out of you. </p>
