Jela is coming strong with catchphrases right from the get go. “The Real Housewives of Section 8 are gunna have to answer to me tonight.” and “B*tch you kiss my a*s every day. I've got the lip marks to prove it.” Oh, Jela. We've missed you.
The three OGs discuss what it was like staying in the house from beginning to end: “I knew I wasn't gunna let anybody get rid of me. If you b*tches wanna roll with me then we rollin' and you picked the winning team,” says Jas.
Kat isn't bitter about the breakup with Ginger, although she is clearly a little heartbroken. Tanisha, a relationship expert with endless great ideas, thinks it would be a good idea if they kissed. Sure, why not!
Kat flips the glass table over in the center of the stage (seriously did anyone think it was a good idea to put that there?) and Tanisha pulls out a flask. Pockets for flasks!
Only minutes before this, Kat was talking about how it takes a lot for her to snap. Apparently, this was a lie. As the tension in the room escalates, Kat storms off stage and starts throwing some furniture.
“I'm gunna need another check if I get hit. If I'm gunna get hit, that's an additional charge. I need two checks.” Tanisha is a business woman through and through. YOU GET THAT COIN GIRL.
Kat gets back on the stage but hasn't calmed down one bit. She goes immediately for the table again. Get that table out of there! It's going to break and someone will get hurt! Are you kidding me with that table!?
Instead of bringing out the Clermont Twins, who declined to attend the reunion, the girls bring out two mannequins for effect. Alicia is vocal about how she thinks this move is petty, considering the girls aren't there to defend themselves. The mannequins don't seem to mind either way.
