Our Lady of Snack Foods is back to host the reunion!
Jela is coming strong with catchphrases right from the get go. “The Real Housewives of Section 8 are gunna have to answer to me tonight.” and “B*tch you kiss my a*s every day. I've got the lip marks to prove it.” Oh, Jela. We've missed you.
Lauren fires back: “The peasants have revolted and were coming for you b*tches!”
The two biggest troublemakers are the first to reunite, and they're already plotting some destruction.
“You got the chins? Yes you got the chins, honey!” says Tanisha to her makeup artist.
Before Kat even sits down she's showing off her wiggle. Yup, this is about to get weird.
The three OGs discuss what it was like staying in the house from beginning to end: “I knew I wasn't gunna let anybody get rid of me. If you b*tches wanna roll with me then we rollin' and you picked the winning team,” says Jas.
Did everyone catch this side-eye from Ginger? She's not buying the love Lauren and Jas are showing Kat and she's letting everyone know.
Tanisha resurrects the BGC game of “Find The Booty!” Kat, of course, emerges victorious after grabbing two handfuls of Tanisha.
This is Tanisha's face when she learns that Kat got back with Emily. It's blurry AF because Tanisha literally can't sit still after hearing this news.
Kat isn't bitter about the breakup with Ginger, although she is clearly a little heartbroken. Tanisha, a relationship expert with endless great ideas, thinks it would be a good idea if they kissed. Sure, why not!
“This bad girl came into the house with a bang but left with a whimper.” Wait, did Tanisha just make a T.S. Eliot reference? Anyway, here's Alicia.
The conversation about Alicia's departure gets heated rather quickly, with Jas ready to take on the whole room.
Kat flips the glass table over in the center of the stage (seriously did anyone think it was a good idea to put that there?) and Tanisha pulls out a flask. Pockets for flasks!
Only minutes before this, Kat was talking about how it takes a lot for her to snap. Apparently, this was a lie. As the tension in the room escalates, Kat storms off stage and starts throwing some furniture.
“I'm gunna need another check if I get hit. If I'm gunna get hit, that's an additional charge. I need two checks.” Tanisha is a business woman through and through. YOU GET THAT COIN GIRL.
Lauren takes the high road and apologizes publicly to Alicia. Good for her! “It takes a real woman to admit they're at fault,” says Alicia.
Kat gets back on the stage but hasn't calmed down one bit. She goes immediately for the table again. Get that table out of there! It's going to break and someone will get hurt! Are you kidding me with that table!?
Instead of bringing out the Clermont Twins, who declined to attend the reunion, the girls bring out two mannequins for effect. Alicia is vocal about how she thinks this move is petty, considering the girls aren't there to defend themselves. The mannequins don't seem to mind either way.
Alicia gets into it with Tanisha over the mannequin stunt. Tanisha is not afraid of a pop off--girl is ready to throw down when she needs to.
Ginger also gets fed up with the twin bashing. She stands up to Lauren and the house, once again, is divided.
Kat goes for Ginger but a security pile-up stops her from doing any real damage. Maybe. Actually, it's pretty hard to tell what's going on here.