Jenna gets to meet Life Coach Laura for the first time.
If therapy won't help the Bad Girls, maybe a medium will. Jas decides she wants to hire a psychic to cleanse the house of evil spirits. The potential juju party irks #TeamClerminah (Why? Unclear.) and they tell Jas to bounce with her ghost-busting.
“I'm pretty sure The Twins and Jela think Jasmine is the devil. She might be, but I don't care. She's cool.” -Kat, Satanist, maybe
“I'm not sure what to expect right now. [The medium] has weird necklaces on and some weird-ass outfit.” -Kat, fashion expert, apparently
Jenna talks sh*t about The Twins … within earshot of The Twins. Girl, the house ain't that big. Lower your damn voice!
Everyone takes a break from fighting for a minute to help out at The Giving Keys, a charity to help fight homelessness. Lauren is the first to take a stab at engraving some jewelry.
#TeamEveryoneElse heads out for a night on the town only to find themselves turnt up in an empty bar. Somehow, they manage to have fun anyway.
Lauren pulls a Tanisha and bangs some pots and pans together while the Twins are sleeping. No song and dance here, but this is sure to start trouble down the road.
Jas invites new boo Mike over with his friend Riane to get her hurr did. The play-date quickly turns from makeover session into make-out session.
Jas gets all feminist on Mike's a*s after he tries to guilt her for his long drive to the house. “I should feel special! He drove – in his car! I've never had anyone drive for me! Now I feel obligated to f*ck him! You totally deserve the cooch!” she says sarcastically to the dude's face. The shade!
If it's unclear what's happening in this picture: Jasmine is twerkin' for her weave. “TWERK FOR THE WEAVE!”
With her new weave and some champagne, Jasmine becomes super-powered. “My alter-ego Jayonce came out! Jasmine gone, it's Jayonce now!”
“Am I annoying?” Jas asks her dude. Girl, if you have to ask, the answer is probably yes. But whatever, you about to get it in. Finally someone is christening this house!
Once again the twins manage to be shady and empowering at the same time: “You should not be hooking up with a guy you just met at the club. If that's what you do and that's how you wanna spread your legs then, honey, do what you want to do.” Wait was that slut-shaming or slut-approving?
Meanwhile, Lauren regrets her taco decisions and calls production to complain about her heartburn. These are real issues that absolutely must be resolved by a fourth-wall breaking intervention. “The burn is so real...”
Jas gets emotional thinking about her dad seeing her have sex on television. That'd probably be embarrassing but I'm sure papa Jas has seen worse.
The two factions call a truce and end up going out to the club together. Unfortunately, Jas's one night stand works at the same club, creating more than one awkward moment. Mike ultimately ends up confronting Jasmine, prompting the girls to dip.
When Jas gets home she has a full-on freakout about the sex-incident and thinks about going home. #TeamEveryoneElse shows some solidarity by attempting to help their ailing ally. Jela, in the other room, couldn't care less.