If therapy won't help the Bad Girls, maybe a medium will. Jas decides she wants to hire a psychic to cleanse the house of evil spirits. The potential juju party irks #TeamClerminah (Why? Unclear.) and they tell Jas to bounce with her ghost-busting.
Jas gets all feminist on Mike's a*s after he tries to guilt her for his long drive to the house. “I should feel special! He drove – in his car! I've never had anyone drive for me! Now I feel obligated to f*ck him! You totally deserve the cooch!” she says sarcastically to the dude's face. The shade!
Once again the twins manage to be shady and empowering at the same time: “You should not be hooking up with a guy you just met at the club. If that's what you do and that's how you wanna spread your legs then, honey, do what you want to do.” Wait was that slut-shaming or slut-approving?
Meanwhile, Lauren regrets her taco decisions and calls production to complain about her heartburn. These are real issues that absolutely must be resolved by a fourth-wall breaking intervention. “The burn is so real...”
The two factions call a truce and end up going out to the club together. Unfortunately, Jas's one night stand works at the same club, creating more than one awkward moment. Mike ultimately ends up confronting Jasmine, prompting the girls to dip.
When Jas gets home she has a full-on freakout about the sex-incident and thinks about going home. #TeamEveryoneElse shows some solidarity by attempting to help their ailing ally. Jela, in the other room, couldn't care less.