Jas mops Ginger's skateboard in a evil (and convoluted) attempt to get Ginger mad at Ali. If there was any doubt of who was the biggest instigator in the house, Jas has now been thoroughly exposed.
“The rules was, as long as I don't bring a man home in my bed I'm fine, remember?” says Ginger to her boyfriend, who is less than enthused about her girl-on-girl flirtations.
Amber needs to get laid. She has her eyes she on the mysterious Jackie. But who the f*ck is Jackie? Amber isn't quite sure either.
When Beatrice tries to figure out what's going on with Kat, Lauren steps in to provide some wisdom. We know sh*t in the house is about to go down if Lauren is the voice of reason.
Kat, conflicted about Beatrice's polyamorous love situation, ends up going to bed. Beatrice takes to the confessional with a bag of chips (get it girl!) to complain about how she was still trying to get it in.
Jackie finally arrives at the house but Amber's turnt down by now. Ali brings home a crew of dudes anyway and a turn up begins a new.
Jas, Amber, and Ali all get some in the hot tub. Let's hope that filtration system is working fine.
“I got really drunk last night and hooked up with the nastiest dude ever.” Girl, don't tell your MOM that!
“When two people are in a relationship, all they do is eat, f*ck, and argue.” Jenna, the other voice of reason. What the hell is going on? About Kat and Ginger: “I honestly don't even care. I'm hungry.” Fair enough!
At lunch, Ali admits to “raw-doggin'” dudes she doesn't know. Jas rightly asserts that un-safe sex doesn't make a Bad Girl. WRAP IT UP KIDS. This has been a public service announcement, from Oxygen.
Ali decides she wants to leave the house after being chastised for her bad sexual habits. She's right to observe that the girls love putting each other down, but girl, safe sex is serious. Anyway, everyone (except Lauren and Jas) tries to convince her to stay. “I don't understand why everyone's babying her,” says Lauren.
Ginger corners Kat in the limo in an attempt to have a #seriousconversation about #feelings. Kat's response: “I'm really hungry.” My kinda girl.
Day drinking leads to a very drunk Jenna attempting to create an obstacle course out of beach chairs. Um, get it girl? Sure, why not.
All the girls are getting along and partying with their tits out. Hooray! You know what that means? Something bad is about to go down. These things never last long.
Ali's friends from home visit and play a game of pretend Bad Girls Club in the confessional. “Don't rip my wig off, b*tch!” proclaims one dude. Yeah, no, they got it pretty right actually.
Ali: We just had a 20 minute argument about f*cking candy. Kat: Welcome to the Bad Girls Club!
Dude-bro: What're we cheers-ing to? Jenna: Real sh*t.
“Do what you want to do,” says Jas to Jenna, holding an entire armful of pizza. GET IT GIRLS!
Can they live?! Kat and Ginger can't even get a second of privacy.
The girls get invited to a yacht party and Ali decides this is a good time to bounce. Before she even finishes announcing her departure, Jas is packing up her clothes to make a point.
Jenna doesn't like the way Lauren and Jas kicked Ali out and she plans on confronting them on the boat. That'll go well, I'm sure.