It's Maria's birthday!
If only we could all look like this at 35.
Of course, the hangovers are worse.
Maria on the job!
You know, Mario Lopez, NBD.
And you know, Perez Hilton. Whatevs.
Meet Maria's family.
Her father Costas wants them to get married and have kids already.
Keven, Maria's boyfriend of 16 years, is like...uhhh....calm down.
Everyone is telling Maria to hurry up and have babies.
Can't everyone just leave us alone?
They already have five dogs to take care of!
The doctor thinks something might be wrong with Keven's fertility...not Maria's.
Gotta get his sperm checked out.
Keven's mantra continues: chill out, people!