We've all experienced this on different levels: the Worst Date Ever. And most of us don't have professional matchmaker Natalie Clarice of Find Me My Man to help us find relationship enlightenment. So for a round of group therapy, let's comfort ourselves with tragic dating stories from some Oxygen stars.
Next up: Best Ink 2 contestant Brittany Elliott. Not only is she a talented tattoo artist, she's a fashion designer, too. You'll notice her wearing lots of her leather vest designs on the show. Best advertising ever! Here's her dating story, although we feel like she's cheating a little bit because it's more like "Most Rebellious Date Ever."
I was 18 and this dude I thought was the raddest dude ever wanted to hang out. I was stoked. ... He and I were friends, but I was totally into him. One night he was like, "Dude, we should go exploring. ..." and I knew what that meant in his book! He wanted to do something sketchy and see if we could get away with it. That was totally his style!
Totally stoked and somewhat nervous, I got in his car and he drove us downtown by this old local music venue called Taco Land where there was this shady abandoned building with broken windows, etc. We got there and I was like "uh. ... what exactly are we doing here?" and my crush was like, "[Let's] break into this building and drink whiskey on top of the water tower on the roof, obviously!!"
All that could go through my mind at the time was, "MY DAD IS GOING TO KICK MY ASS IF HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!!!" But I didn't let that stop me! He lifted me into a smashed out window and we spent the rest of the night hanging out on the roof and water tower on top of this tall ass sketchy abandoned building downtown.
I swear we saw a few hookers walk by on the streets below. We could see the entire city! It was definitely one of the coolest nights of my life. ... that dude was DOWN! I think that was the craziest and coolest "date" of my life.. but I'm sorry I haven't had the displeasure of having the worst date ever... yet!
Don't you kind of hate her? Well, you're still young Brittany. Do you have any horrific dating stories you want to share? Tell us in the comments and if it's THAT bad, we might feature you on the blog!
Stay tuned for more Worst Date Ever stories and don't miss Brittany on the premiere of 'Best Ink 2' tonight at 10/9c!
Mark your calendar, too, for the premiere of 'Find Me My Man' on Tuesday, Apr. 9 at 9/8c!