He falls for a veterinary student/animal lover named Stacey.
He's about to score when....
They find a dead possum in his house.
Noah's reaction...isn't sexy.
Worse...the possum is still alive!!!
Stacey insists they bring the possum to the vet.
That'll be $500!
Oh, and Noah has to keep the possum.
At least he gets laid!
The next day, Noah has to change the possum's water.
The possum attacks!!!!!
Uh oh....Noah killed the possum...for real this time.
He orders a new one from some backwoods exterminator. That'll be another $500!
Stacey is furious. The replacement is a RACCOON!
Awww...but you're sweet for trying.
A moment of silence for the raccoon (yeah...this relationship doesn't work out).
She and her friend were taking a bath together in a Paris hostel (like you do), when.....
In walked the man of her dreams: RJ.
7 years after their fortuitous meeting, she's still thinking about him.
Then one day, she sees an ad for his medical practice. It's him!!!
So, she heads right for his office.
"Uhh...yes that's me! I have an appointment!" Wow. You are NOT Mrs. Carr, Beth!
Oh...he's THAT kind of a doctor.
Well hello Mrs. Carr!
Actually, I'm not Mrs. Carr. I'm Beth! Remember me?!
Uhhh.....it's been a long time! Uhh...This is weird....
The real Mrs. Carr wants her appointment, please!
Beth runs right out the door, her robe open in the breeze. Meh, she didn't want to date a gynecologist anyway.