Frank Ocean promised us an album on August 5th but god damnit it's not here yet. Is he trying to pull a reverse Beyonce or something?
Intrepid Frank enthusiast Shahzeb Khan has devised a technological solution for our Oceanic anxieties: they've created an app that will send an alert the moment Boys Don't Cry hits the internet.
Although you can sign up for email notifications from Ocean's website, the new app will "[scour] over music streaming sites like Apple and Spotify" and send text notifcations to your phone to make sure you don't miss this magical moment.
In the mean time, a reasonable counterpoint: