Viral "Hood" Girl Opened An Insane Online Store, And We're Buying Everything

What's that sound, in the distance? It sounds like ... a train? Why yes, it's that sweet viral media money train and it looks like Dr. Phil's "Hood" Girl is the conductor. Hop on, everybody!

That's right: Danielle Peskowitz Bregoli, everyone's favorite viral sensation du jour, is cashing in on her newfound fame with a webstore selling collectable t-shirts that will surely be out of fashion in about ... oh, five minutes from now. But that's not stopping us from buying every single item. Let's take a tour of what our homegirl is offering:

Yup, these catchphrase-laden, hideously designed joke-clothes are everything we have ever wanted. We'll take one of everything. No, five of everything!

You can shop the collection for yourself over here.

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