Viral "Hood" Girl Opened An Insane Online Store, And We're Buying Everything

SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY.

By Eric Shorey
Danielle Bregoli

What's that sound, in the distance? It sounds like ... a train? Why yes, it's that sweet viral media money train and it looks like Dr. Phil's "Hood" Girl is the conductor. Hop on, everybody!

That's right: Danielle Peskowitz Bregoli, everyone's favorite viral sensation du jour, is cashing in on her newfound fame with a webstore selling collectable t-shirts that will surely be out of fashion in about ... oh, five minutes from now. But that's not stopping us from buying every single item. Let's take a tour of what our homegirl is offering:

New murch link in my bio @pizzaslime

A photo posted by Slimthugga (@bhadbhabie) on

Yup, these catchphrase-laden, hideously designed joke-clothes are everything we have ever wanted. We'll take one of everything. No, five of everything!

You can shop the collection for yourself over here.

[Photo: Screenshot]

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