It was MJ Jenner’s birthday this weekend. She is the Jenner to begin it all, by begatting Kris, who begat Kim, who begat North, who will someday beget her own empire and control us all through the touchscreens embedded in our eyelids.
With such an important figure to celebrate, you better believe that the whole family showed up. And, for better or worse, Blac Chyna is part of the Kardashian family now. Recently, it looked like she and Rob Kardashian might be on the outs, but they seem to have patched things up. It looks like Kim wants us all to know that she’s cool with Blac Chyna too—and whoever the new torch bearer inside her will turn out to be.
In a Snapchat caught my KimKSnapchats, Blac Chyna gets a full on belly rub from her former friend turned former enemy turned current almost sister-in-law.
Still, I stand by the belief that it’s rude to grab a pregnant lady’s belly, even when it's very cute.